Jack's Cosmic Dogs
For the record, if one is ever attempting to get to Jack's Cosmic Dogs in Mt. Pleasant, SC, do NOT listen to Google OR Apple Maps. They will both ask you to turn down a dirt road that is PAST the entrance of Jack's.
|Thanks for the Help, Technology|
|Well, If "Without Incident" Can Be Defined as "Cursing All Map Programs"|
|So Many Hot Dogs, So Little Stomach Space|
1. Alton, chocolate pudding aside, tends to have what one would call "weird" tastes.
2. The cosmic dog comes with "blue chz slaw" (note: who trusts restauranz that uze Z's in their dezcriptionz?) and sweet potato mustard (and sweet potatoes are just about the only food in the world that Vodka DESPISES).
|And -- Sidenote -- Who's in Charge of the Decor Around Here?!|
|Such a Martyr|
|A Step Above McDonald's, But Just a Step|
|(We Mean That As a Compliment - McDonald's Milkshakes Are Godly Creatures)|
|Does This Thing Come with Instructions?|
1. She doesn't hate it.
2. The sweet potato mustard is actually tasty.
3. She has yet to come across the actual hot dog.
|Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are|
|Jack's Side of Pickles, Though, Could Stand for Some Improvement|
The hot dog itself is virtually non-existent.
|Holy Lot Of Bread, Batman|
|One Last Question -- Does Oscar the Grouch Live in Their Trash Cans?|
|Country Roads, Take Us Home|