Gino's East of Chicago
And for the first time in Chicago, we get ourselves legitimately tipsy. And all is then right (well, better) with the world.
|Who Needs Valium When You Have Cocktails and Views?|
|Concrete Proof That IT'S NOT EVEN NOON SOMEWHERE|
And true to form, we are never happier.
|Was That So Hard, Chicago? Just Hand Over the Booze Before Lunchtime, and Nobody Gets Hurt|
What is this, Bubba Gump Shrimp?!
|Which Is Our Way of Saying We HATE Lines|
Never before have our overeating capabilities been questioned in such a direct way.
|This Best Fill Us Up, Or There Will Be Trouble|
|There's a Reason Gino's East Is NOT Known For Their Salads|
And waiting and waiting.
|PS Thanks For Essentially Plopping One Large Apple on Top of Our Greens. Stellar Knife Skills|
|This Is How We Feel, Only Picture the "Hunger" Version|
|Perhaps the Staff Was Too Busy Perfecting Their Graffiti Skills to Actually, You Know, COOK|
|A Full Hour and This Is the Best You Came Up With?|
|Actually, That's Not "Possible" - It's a Fact|
The sausage, which has been flattened out like a pancake to fit within the pie rather than crumbled on top, is rather gray in appearance, which is off-putting aesthetically if not in flavor (though considering we also hated the color of the chorizo, perhaps we have a thing against sausage color palates).
|Mmm, Nothing Like Gray Meat In the Afternoon|
|Corn Bread-Colored Crust|
But we're betting our money on the cocktails.
Gino's East of Chicago Sausage Patty Style Pizza: 4 stars