Thursday, December 19, 2019

Off the Map: After All That, We Forgot the Pickles

Fried Pickle Chips -- Blue Ridge Grill, Atlanta, GA

Blue Ridge Grill looks more like a lodge out of the hills of Vermont than it does a restaurant across from an Atlanta strip mall.
Come for the Food, Stay for the View
Despite this dichotomy, the place is packed when Vodka and her friends, Bloody Mary and Sazerac, arrive at 8:00pm... meaning we don't get seated for nearly a half hour.
And Heaven Knows How Patient Vodka Is When Her Cocktails Are Delayed
We are here to eat the fried pickle chips, as praised by Alton Brown on the FINGER FOOD episode of Best Thing I Ever Ate. However, by the time we are actually seated, the only thing we can concentrate on ordering is our booze, and it is not until the waiter has walked away from our table that Bloody Mary correctly realizes that, in her sober stupor, Vodka has forgotten to order said pickle chips.
YES I WILL HAVE A MARTINI PLEASE HURRY
Once this mistake is corrected, and our palms are soothingly wrapped around cocktail glasses, we find the pickles to be just as pleasing as Alton had promised.
How Cucumbers Were Meant to be Eaten
Cut thinly and coated with a solid, but not overwhelming, amount of batter, they are fried to perfection and accompanied by a buttermilk dipping sauce.
Finger Food You Can Eat by the Fistful
Even though the item is not technically on the menu, we find that nearly every table in the vicinity is chowing down on them, which begs the question as to why Blue Ridge Grill continues to keep their pickles under wraps.
And Also Begs the Question Why Atlanta Likes to Treat Their Best Dishes Like a Speakeasy
The rest of our meal is good, if unremarkable. 

In Other Words, Vodka Doesn't Remember What We Ate
Perhaps These Photos Will Ring Some Bells
Or Not
Along with the pickles, the personal highly for Vodka is that her dirty martinis are accompanied by blue cheese-stuffed olives, and the chocolate mints that arrive with our check. Notably these are both things that Vodka did not have to remember to order.
Please Just Bring Vodka the Things She Likes Unprompted
Perhaps the secret pickle chips should take note.

Blue Ridge Grill's Fried Pickle Chips: 4 stars

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