Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Off the Map: Save Your Beads, New Orleans; We'll Take Your Gnocchi

Potato Gnocchi with Blue Crab and Perigold Truffle -- Restaurant August, New Orleans, LA

At long last, Vodka and her friend, Whiskey Sour, have made it to New Orleans
Better Late Than... Really, Really Late
As seemingly the last two adults in our social circles who have yet to descend upon the Big Easy, we have arrived in Louisiana armed with a packed itinerary full of recommendations, must-dos, and a lengthy Best Thing I Ever Ate list.
Okay, NOLA, Show Us What You've Got
Our first stop, within mere minutes of arriving, is Restaurant August, which is blessedly located a stone's-throw from our hotel. 

But Never Fear - We Still Got Lost Getting Here
Boasting a 9:00pm reservation (which, with the time change, makes it 4.5 hours after Vodka's preferred dinner time), we settle into enjoy the potato gnocchi with blue crab and perigold truffle, as raved about by Aaron Sanchez on the IN A BOWL episode of the show. 
Classy Place, Sorry for Mucking It Up With Our Presence
But first thing's first: this is New Orleans after all, and we need a drink stat. Abiding by the theory that the second-cheapest bottle of wine on the menu is actually the worst, we splurge for the number one least-expensive bottle of rose. 
In Other Words, the Cheapest
Moments after toasting our long-awaited trip, as our amuse bouche, we are each gifted with a hollowed out egg shell stuffed with some sort of parmesan cream, and amuse us it does. 
Well, Aren't You the Cutest?
We are just barely above cracking the shell open in order to lick out each morsel of delicacy within. In fact, we are so overwhelmed by this start to the meal that when the busboy comes to clear our places, Whiskey Sour hands him her solitary empty egg shell, seemingly forgetting how plates work.
"Do You Guys Have Free Refills?"
Next comes a pre-split portion of Caesar salad with prosciutto (throughout the meal, Restaurant August is extremely accommodating about cutting our portions in two so we don't end up eating Lady and the Tramp-style). 
It's Like They Knew We'd Make a Debacle Out of Having to Share a Plate
While the salad is scrumptious, it is not the reason we are here. In fact, the gnocchi is the only part of the meal we asked for two of, lest we have to share any bit of it with the other. 
KEEP YOUR FORK ON YOUR SIDE OF THE TABLE
When it arrives, it is every bit as decadent-looking as Aaron Sanchez had described. Small, perfectly formed gnocchi are topped by pieces of crab, layers of truffle, and a heavy offering of creamy sauce.
Not Just In a Bowl, but PERFECTION In a Bowl
 The minute the first forkfuls hit our watering mouths, we are moaning.
We Like to Provide Our Own Soundtrack
The dish is truly exquisite in both presentation and flavor: rich but not overwhelming, with a lovely assortment of textures and tastes. Within the pasta and truffle cream, the crab becomes almost an afterthought, but it also cuts through the preponderance of dairy to add a touch of brine. 
The Real Mardi Gras Celebration
If anything, we think Restaurant August should serve this as an entree, rather than as an appetizer, because we definitely could have eaten more of it (and, two days later, we do).
But More on That Story Later
We use the remainder of our bread (which is also superb) to sop up the rest of the sauce before our next course arrives: a scallop dish which is a) also delicious and b) also split in half.
A Rather Hefty Portion, Considering This Is Only Half of It
By the time dessert rolls around, we are too full to function, but not too full for Vodka to ask if we can get one scoop of brown butter ice cream. Again, to our waiter's great credit, he does not so much as blink at this request, though he also does not deign to carve the scoop in two.
Sugar Sphere
As parting gifts, we receive two miniature key lime pies and pralines, along with to-go cups with which to consume the remainder of our rose. 
We Should Have Brought a Cooler for Easy Transport
In sum, the worst part about Restaurant August is that it has set our expectations for New Orleans almost unobtainably high. The location, service, ambiance, beverages, and food here are nothing short of splendid, and it is a place we continue to think of fondly throughout our trip.
Asking for a Cocktail Doggie Bag Will Never NOT Be Amazing
Now, if only they made roadie cups for gnocchi to accompany our takeout rose.

Restaurant August's Potato Gnocchi with Blue Crab and Perigold Truffle: 5 stars*

*Certifiable Best Thing We Ever Ate

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