Mimi's Pizza and Restaurant
By the time begin to we make our way to Mimi's Pizza and Restaurant for Bobby Flay's CHILDHOOD FAVORITE, the cheese pizza, we are in bad moods. A deadly combination of poor service and poorer cake at Lady M Confections has had this effect on us, and Ginger is on a rampage.
"Don't you think we're doing a service to the world?!" she asks Vodka, as if she is the head of UNICEF. "I mean, even if we discourage only one person from ever going to Lady M Confections, we have done our part."
And with that, we seem to have grown too big for our blogger britches, which is especially ironic considering that Vodka's mother is still our only confirmed reader.
Meandering our way up Lexington Avenue, we stumble into the bleak storefront of Mimi's Pizza, Vodka frantically jabbing at her phone as we have forgotten what we're supposed to eat.
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|Ladies and Gentlemen, Feast Your Eyes Upon the Pizza Clock|
"Stapled," she states. When Vodka merely stares at her, Ginger clarifies herself. Picking up a solitary dollar, she stretches it open to reveal a single staple in the middle. "What am I supposed to do with a stapled dollar?!"
Vodka expresses no sympathy towards Ginger's plight as she is entirely too consumed in sprinkling a healthy dose of oregano and garlic salt onto her slice, while Ginger risks life and tongue by diving mouth-first into the tip of her scalding-hot pizza.
|Pizza Tips Wait for No One|
|Please Note How the Slices Are Too Wide for the Counter|
Which is about as likely as us ever returning to Lady M Confections.
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|Not Part of the Domino's Five-Five-Five Plan|
|We Prefer to Make a Mess|
Unless, of course, one has a thing for clocks in the shape of pizza pies.
Mimi's Pizza and Restaurant's Cheese Pizza: 4 stars