Flour Bakery + Cafe
As a caveat, Vodka does not understand why one would ever choose a sticky bun over a cinnamon bun. Cinnamon buns include, well, cinnamon, cream, thick dough -- all things that renew one's faith in the world. Sticky buns include... stickiness.
|Somebody Fetch Me a Wet Nap|
Now Vodka fears that after a second Flour sticky bun try (at 7:30am when they are fresh out of the oven no less), she and Bobby simply do not always see eye-to-eye.
|And With That Proclamation, Vodka Guarantees That She Will Never Be Offered a Guest-Judge Position on "Throwdown"|
|The Type That Also Enjoys Bakeries with Warehouse Decor|
We order the infamous sticky bun, along with the brioche au sugar and a croissant. At first, Vodka is overcome with joy at the free water stationed on the coffee bar, which, despite how trivial it may seem, she sees as a major plus (and she may or may not single-handedly drain half of their water jug dry).
|Never a Good Sign When the Free Water Is the Highlight of the Morning|
|Pecans = Always Resistible. Sorry Bobby Flay|
It is simply a sign that the dish is 3 stars.
|Someone Has to Take a Class on Knife Skills|
|So In Sum, Boo on the Cake|
|Seriously, Where Is All Of That Promised Goo, Flour?!|
Come to think of it, no wonder Flour offers their customers free water. It's supposed to be used to wash their hands of goo.
Flour Bakery + Cafe's Sticky Buns: 3 stars