Toulouse Petit Kitchen and Lounge
The first thing you need to know about Toulouse Petit Kitchen and Lounge in Seattle is that their breakfast happy hour does NOT, contrary to popular (read: Food Network) belief, cost $6.
It costs $8.
Highway robbery, Toulouse. Way to let your Best Thing I Ever Ate "fame" go to your head.
|What Is This -- 50 Cents Per Item on the Plate?!|
|"Scenic," Except for, Well, ALL the Wires|
Needless to say, said meters were working. We just didn't know how to use them.
|And Being That It's 9am, We Can't Even Blame Our Usual Scapegoat|
|We Like an Unobstructed View of Our Minions|
|PS Toulouse -- We Never Feel Guilty for Day-Drinking|
|All These New-Fangled Contraptions Nowadays....|
|They Like Their Eggs Poached in Seattle...|
|...Needless to Say, Ginger Would Hate It Here|
|Here's a Hint: Don't Serve Skimpy Portions on a Serving Platter|
|Close-Up to Counteract the Fun-Size Plates|
"How is it?" Chianti asks.
"It needs flavor," Vodka responds without affect. Confirming through a few more forkfuls that the dish is entirely devoid of seasoning, Vodka begins piling on the salt and pepper.
|Guess What? Still Dull|
|Hey Toulouse -- Next Time, How About a Bottle of Ketchup?|
|How Much Tomato Did you Spare There? An Eighth of One?|
And neither, it seems, is hot sauce.
Toulouse Petit Kitchen and Lounge's $6 Breakfast Happy Hour: 2 stars