Dangerously Delicious Pies
Vodka spends most of her time in Dangerously Delicious Pies simultaneously biting her tongue and curling her toes. Attempting to suppress the urge to complain about the inefficient service and tap her feet in displeasure, she is trying with everything she has to control herself.
|Hand Over the Pie FASTER and Nobody Gets Hurt|
|Think It's Time to Clean Your Blackboards...|
And this behavior makes Vodka feel none-too confident about the fact that we have, in fact, procured the right pie.
|You Know, A Little Signage Never Hurt Anybody....|
|Is That Fruit or Dessert?!|
"Berger cookies and vanilla custard," the girl answers, and finally, Vodka's Type-A control freak goes back into its shell for a moment.
|Annnnnd the Moment Has Passed|
|Note: Couch Lighting Makes Pies Look Decidedly Less Appetizing|
|This Final Piece, Too, Was Consumed Within Five Minutes of This Picture Being Snapped|
Dangerously Delicious Pie's Baltimore Bomb Pie: 4 stars