If there is one thing we have determined about Duff Goldman, it's that his taste fluctuates from the highest of highs (Morimoto) to the lowest of lows (Franklin Fountain). Unfortunately, at this particular point in our Best Thing I Ever Ate journey through Baltimore, we are on a downward swing.
|We've Evolved from Pig Slop to Dog Food|
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|This Doesn't Exactly Look Like a Jolly Rancher to Us|
|Why Preschoolers Shouldn't Be Allowed to Decorate Restaurant Walls|
Sadly, Cafe Zen and Shun Lee are not exactly equal partners in the art of Asian cuisine.
|Upscale Chinese Fare, This Is Not|
No meat is ever found.
|Thanks for the Pile of Breading Though, Cafe Zen|
|If We Weren't Ladies, We'd Say Exactly What Those "Beef" Pieces Look Like....|
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|Anyone Have Any Butter and Salt to Go With Our Rice?|
|Our Fortunes Should Have Warned Us About This Place|
"Do you want to wrap this to go?" the waitress plows through, ignoring Vodka's obvious displeasure.
|Does It LOOK Like We Want to Take This to Go?!|
|Vodka's Fortune = The Best Thing About This Place|