Manny's Cafeteria and Delicatessen
Believe it or not (...), we have a gripe: why can none of the Food Network stars pick Best Thing I Ever Ate dishes in DOWNTOWN Chicago?
|You Know - Something at a CENTRAL LOCATION|
|So Far Away... Doesn't Anybody Eat in One Place Anymore?|
|Here's a Tip: There's Food Around These Parts, Too|
|Well, This is... Scenic|
|Perhaps We Could Trade in Our Legs for the Day|
"How does one decide it's kugel time?!" Ginger asks in an accusatory tone.
"When I called them, they said the kugel comes out at 10:30," Vodka explains. "And they run out, so it's best to arrive when it first appears."
|But Thanks for the Kugel-Based Hostility|
|This Better Be the Best Kugel of Our Lives, Ted Allen. Lucky for You, We Don't Eat Kugel, So It Shouldn't Be Hard|
|Perhaps They're Polishing the Hundreds of Unused Trays|
Unfortunately, there is not much "world" to be had in the South Loop, so our view is rather bleak.
|Nothing But Our Kugel to Entertain Us|
|Vodka Comes Squarely from the "Raisins Don't Belong in Pasta" School of Thought|
|You're This Kugel's One Last Hope, Salt Shaker|
|The Kugel Version of a "Muffin Top"|
|Tip: This Fountain Is Nowhere Nearby. Actually, Nothing Is|
|This Will Never Do. A Girl Needs a Steady Stream of Cocktails Through the Day|
|There Are Worse Things Than Staring at the Water on a Sunday|
Manny's Cafeteria and Delicatessen's Noodle Kugel: 3 stars